why do good shows get canceled when american idol is in it’s 13th season
okay i love this so much
"Girls are stupid"
“THAT’S SEXIST!!!! YOU PIG!!!!!!!
"Boys are stupid"
“Hahaha that’s so true!!”
There was probably a better way to phrase that, Daniel Radcliffe.
daddy i can’t sleep, can i get in your bed?
Of course you can, princess.
what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please
I just spit out my coffee
You’re supposed to swallow it
Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune
So if we have to show women what the baby looks like in their womb and tell them how the process works before allowing them to get an abortion, does that mean we should teach our soldiers about the culture of the lands we’re invading, and explain to them that the people we want them to kill have families and feel pain, just like Americans?
having anxiety and depression is like being scared and tired at the same time. it’s the fear of failure but no urge to be productive, and it’s wanting friends while hating socializing. it’s like running a marathon with the willpower of a corpse because you want to get to the end but you also want to sleep and evaporate into the soil and become compost for snails and flowers because then at least you’re useful