"Seeing you wear this uniform, I can’t imagine a more fitting color for you. It’s as though you were born to wear it."
the worst part about periods is like
i wash you, vagina
i buy you nice toys
i even give you a hair cut sometimes
and you gon do me like this, vagina?
you gon do me like this BITCH PANTIES DON’T GROW ON TREES
if you dont like otters i dont like you
aisha tyler slays
lmfao, this is twice as funny to me because when I first looked at it, I thought they were talking about Maya Angelou and I was like wtf.
A+ relationship: Playing video games together, rough sex, pizza and awful humor that only you two can laugh at.
Me: Where should I apply my perfume?
Coco Chanel: A woman should wear perfume wherever she wants to be kissed
Miley wants to be P!nk
this post gets bigger day by day, I’m scared
who doesn’t want to be p!nk
Wow, now that its pointed out, its pretty obvious…
Bangerz is so missundastood 2013
literally don’t talk to me about Evan Peters in ahs in season 2 hes just too hot
the idea of wearing jeans that are not skinny jeans terrifies me now i can’t remember what i used to do with all that extra space around my ankles
if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion
your uterus is worth $3.2 billion
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE
Maybe that’s why we get so emotional
Dude id totally take 25 bucks and a half a pb&j for my spermies